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A Dark and Stormy Night – Rehearsals

Everything is going so fantastically for our 2018 production. The cast and crew are prepped and ready, and having so much FUN!

This is the one that stumped Trump
The difficult to master “linking hands” routine
Really, I'm a knight. Even during the day.
I’m a knight. Look at the crest here.
All was well when they were replaced with poutine.
Things got a little intense at rehearsals when the cast found out who ate the last of the Timbits.
I can't help it if I liked creamed corn in a can
“Each of these links were forged in life each time I said ‘no’ to farm fresh corn on the cob”
"No I don't need to update my long distance package!"
Just before the big dance number, let me take this call
"I can show you the world. Or maybe just Inglewood..."
There’s no body in here. It’s the magic carpet from Aladdin.
#MeToo
Hand on the shoulder is a risky move these days, but he thought he’d try it
But she is dancing
I’m not sure if this is the “Lady in Red” that Chris DeBurgh was referring to
“He who doth smelt it, doth dealt it”
"But I drive a Prius"
“Park in my spot ONE more time….”
My children. I need to get out of the house because they are at home!
“I’d like to thank the little people who got me here…”
bit dangerous when the guy has a sword in his hand though
Hand on the shoulder is a risky move these days but he thought he’d try it…
And she's getting married!
How the hell did we get Dame Helen Mirren!!!!
the beatboxers in back were having a jolly old time
The king was impressed with the fool’s breakdancing.
She definitely didn't look like her Tinder profile
The guys were not impressed.

Family Album by Noel Coward – 2010

Family Album 1
They will never find his body
Family Album 2
When everyone is special, no one will be.
Turn your head to the left and cough
Turn your head to the left and cough
My impersonation of a rooster
My impersonation of a rooster
Please don't let there be a severed hand in that box. Again.
Please don’t let there be a severed hand in that box. Again.
I don't think she knows how to dance.
I don’t think she knows how to dance.
Family Album 8
And then I put the hand in here
Family Album 9
The Three Tenors have some added help
If I keep my hands on my lap, I won’t be tempted to ravage him.
If I keep my hands on my lap, I won’t be tempted to ravage him.

Star Chamber by Noel Coward 2010

I picked a bad week to give up coffee
I picked a bad week to give up coffee

 

Star Chamber 3
I think this is faux fake fur.
Star Chamber 4
And if you act now you get this great chair for only $399.99!
Star Chamber 5
I’m glad no one can see I’m not wearing pants
Star Chamber 6
Do you think anyone will notice that the jug is filled with vodka?
Star Chamber 7
I was told there would be kibble.
Star Chamber 8
I knew I should have went with a bow tie instead of a cravat!
Star Chamber 9
No, I’m still mad at you for that kibble quip
Star Chamber 10
My Two Dads, the early years.

House of Wonders by Kate Aspengren – 2008

House of Wonders 10
He knows how to read! I’m so proud.
House of Wonders 9
I have no idea what she is saying.
House of Wonders 8
Do you know how long it takes to tie a bow tie? Well do you?
House of Wonders 7
These boots were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do…
House of Wonders 6
I can’t believe they served me decaf
House of Wonders 5
But if he was Kaizer Soze…
House of Wonders 4
Who said a post-graduate degree was useless?
House of Wonders 3
Lady in Red, is dancing with me…
House of Wonders 2
So that was a double-double, 10 Timbits and…
House of Wonders 1
But there are too many words in there

Said the Spider to the Fly by Fred Carmichael – 2004

Spider to the Fly 12
M-C-A
Spider to the Fly 11
Suggest helping dispose of ONE body and everybody heads for the door
Spider to the Fly 10
But I like the futon over there
Spider to the Fly 9
So this isn’t Texas?
Spider to the Fly 8
I spiked YOUR coffee… No I spiked YOUR coffee….
Spider to the Fly 7
So, your name is Jack?
Spider to the Fly 6
I dreamed a dream of times gone by…
Spider to the Fly 5
I guess you never thought of how Jack got in the box in the first place
Spider to the Fly 4
Two pretty women and only a love seat… who to choose?
Spider to the Fly 3
But Vera Wang said hats were all the rage this season.
Spider to the Fly 2
I think this coffee tastes a bit off
Spider to the Fly 1
Did anyone think to look in the box?

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark by Tim Kelly – 2013

Dark 11
The big hand is on the 11 and the little hand…
Dark 10
Wait, who am I playing again?
Dark 9
“You shall not pass!”
Dark 8
I sure picked an odd time to start watercolours.
Dark 7
I don’t think Mad Scientists are supposed to have name badges
Dark 6
Method acting: reading in a library
Dark 5
My other dressing room is a video store
Dark 4
So the left hand goes in, then the left hand goes out, then I shake it all about?
Dark 3
Someone tell her she’s supposed to be wearing clothes under her jacket.
Dark 2
Maybe more people will come on the second night.
Dark 1
The desk chair didn’t like being upstaged by the red chair…. revenge would be his

Past Production Pictures

 

rehearsal
You mean I can’t wear these boots for the beach scene?

 

Is he really making us sing that?
One more time with feeling… I’m a little teapot, short and…

 

Its easy from here
You, put your pants back on!

 

Oozed. That's a cool word.
Despite their best efforts, her spine had turned to jelly and she slowly oozed off the chair

 

We are happy over here
Do we really have to work with the people on the other side of the stage? Really?