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We Are BACK!!!

We have a new play and many new cast members.

Save one (or more) of these dates in 2015:
Fri March 27
Sat March 28*
Sat April 4 (Easter weekend)
Fri April 10
Sat April 11*
* At least one of these Sat will have a dinner at the Inglewood United Church. TBA

The Play:  How Does Your Garden Grow? by Geoff Bamber.
A small hotel is at risk of foreclosure by the bank if it doesn’t fill its 6 rooms over a weekend.
Will it be saved?
Come and find out if this “Faulty Towers” establishment can do it.

Check out the new website and facebook page of the Inglewood Schoolhouse Players.

http://www.inglewoodschoolhouseperformers.leene.ws/

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Inglewood-Schoolhouse-Performers/274101632786221

Tickets will go on sale in the new year.

Don’t worry.

We’ll let you know when & where to get them!

Looking forward to entertaining you in 2015!

We are looking for YOU!

We are looking for actors, stage/production helpers for our upcoming play:

How does Your Garden Grow by Geoff Bamber

Please join us at our Open House

Sunday September 14, 2-4 pm

At Inglewood Community Centre

15825 McLaughlin Rd, Inglewood

Further info: Kathie Maloney 905 838 3351

or Peggy Dickey peggydxyz@gmail.com

or just drop in and share our community theatre experience

Family Album by Noel Coward – 2010

Family Album 1
They will never find his body
Family Album 2
When everyone is special, no one will be.
Turn your head to the left and cough
Turn your head to the left and cough
My impersonation of a rooster
My impersonation of a rooster
Please don't let there be a severed hand in that box. Again.
Please don’t let there be a severed hand in that box. Again.
I don't think she knows how to dance.
I don’t think she knows how to dance.
Family Album 8
And then I put the hand in here
Family Album 9
The Three Tenors have some added help
If I keep my hands on my lap, I won’t be tempted to ravage him.
If I keep my hands on my lap, I won’t be tempted to ravage him.

Star Chamber by Noel Coward 2010

I picked a bad week to give up coffee
I picked a bad week to give up coffee

 

Star Chamber 3
I think this is faux fake fur.
Star Chamber 4
And if you act now you get this great chair for only $399.99!
Star Chamber 5
I’m glad no one can see I’m not wearing pants
Star Chamber 6
Do you think anyone will notice that the jug is filled with vodka?
Star Chamber 7
I was told there would be kibble.
Star Chamber 8
I knew I should have went with a bow tie instead of a cravat!
Star Chamber 9
No, I’m still mad at you for that kibble quip
Star Chamber 10
My Two Dads, the early years.

House of Wonders by Kate Aspengren – 2008

House of Wonders 10
He knows how to read! I’m so proud.
House of Wonders 9
I have no idea what she is saying.
House of Wonders 8
Do you know how long it takes to tie a bow tie? Well do you?
House of Wonders 7
These boots were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do…
House of Wonders 6
I can’t believe they served me decaf
House of Wonders 5
But if he was Kaizer Soze…
House of Wonders 4
Who said a post-graduate degree was useless?
House of Wonders 3
Lady in Red, is dancing with me…
House of Wonders 2
So that was a double-double, 10 Timbits and…
House of Wonders 1
But there are too many words in there

Said the Spider to the Fly by Fred Carmichael – 2004

Spider to the Fly 12
M-C-A
Spider to the Fly 11
Suggest helping dispose of ONE body and everybody heads for the door
Spider to the Fly 10
But I like the futon over there
Spider to the Fly 9
So this isn’t Texas?
Spider to the Fly 8
I spiked YOUR coffee… No I spiked YOUR coffee….
Spider to the Fly 7
So, your name is Jack?
Spider to the Fly 6
I dreamed a dream of times gone by…
Spider to the Fly 5
I guess you never thought of how Jack got in the box in the first place
Spider to the Fly 4
Two pretty women and only a love seat… who to choose?
Spider to the Fly 3
But Vera Wang said hats were all the rage this season.
Spider to the Fly 2
I think this coffee tastes a bit off
Spider to the Fly 1
Did anyone think to look in the box?

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark by Tim Kelly – 2013

Dark 11
The big hand is on the 11 and the little hand…
Dark 10
Wait, who am I playing again?
Dark 9
“You shall not pass!”
Dark 8
I sure picked an odd time to start watercolours.
Dark 7
I don’t think Mad Scientists are supposed to have name badges
Dark 6
Method acting: reading in a library
Dark 5
My other dressing room is a video store
Dark 4
So the left hand goes in, then the left hand goes out, then I shake it all about?
Dark 3
Someone tell her she’s supposed to be wearing clothes under her jacket.
Dark 2
Maybe more people will come on the second night.
Dark 1
The desk chair didn’t like being upstaged by the red chair…. revenge would be his