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A Dark and Stormy Night – Rehearsals

Everything is going so fantastically for our 2018 production. The cast and crew are prepped and ready, and having so much FUN!

This is the one that stumped Trump
The difficult to master “linking hands” routine

Really, I'm a knight. Even during the day.
I’m a knight. Look at the crest here.

All was well when they were replaced with poutine.
Things got a little intense at rehearsals when the cast found out who ate the last of the Timbits.

I can't help it if I liked creamed corn in a can
“Each of these links were forged in life each time I said ‘no’ to farm fresh corn on the cob”

"No I don't need to update my long distance package!"
Just before the big dance number, let me take this call

"I can show you the world. Or maybe just Inglewood..."
There’s no body in here. It’s the magic carpet from Aladdin.

Hand on the shoulder is a risky move these days, but he thought he’d try it

But she is dancing
I’m not sure if this is the “Lady in Red” that Chris DeBurgh was referring to

“He who doth smelt it, doth dealt it”

"But I drive a Prius"
“Park in my spot ONE more time….”

My children. I need to get out of the house because they are at home!
“I’d like to thank the little people who got me here…”

bit dangerous when the guy has a sword in his hand though
Hand on the shoulder is a risky move these days but he thought he’d try it…

And she's getting married!
How the hell did we get Dame Helen Mirren!!!!

the beatboxers in back were having a jolly old time
The king was impressed with the fool’s breakdancing.

She definitely didn't look like her Tinder profile
The guys were not impressed.

A Dark and Stormy Night — by Christopher Burruto

Inglewood Schoolhouse Performers
A Licensed Evening of Theatre


by Christopher Burruto

Produced by special arrangement with Heuer Publishing LLC of Cedar Rapids Iowa

Inglewood Community Centre

15855 McLaughlin Road    Inglewood, ON

Special event on Saturday, March 24th           6 pm

Dinner at the Inglewood United Church

15673 McLaughlin Road

Followed by the play at Community Centre

Catered by & monies donated to Knox United Church

Friday, March 23rd               8 pm

Saturday, March 31st             8 pm

Friday, April 6th                                  8 pm

Saturday April 7th                    8 pm

Theatre Doors open at 7:30 pm

TICKETS:     Play $20.00

Play & Dinner $40.00

Cash, cheque, or e-transfer


Available at:

Caledon Hills Cycling

15640 McLaughlin Rd, Inglewood  M-F 12-6pm, Sat 10-5pm, Sun 12-5pm

By email:

By phone:  905 838 2874

Date with Destiny Bar patrons

Meet the bar personnel. These two efficient bar attendants Make Calcutta’s Bar patrons feel right at home. Don is the “Scotch Savant.” If he doesn’t have it, it does not exist. Katie is the connoisseur of exotic drinks. From an Appletini to glass of Zawlaidi, Katie knows her stuff.

Date with Destiny Cast

A top notch salesman has little time to look for the right lady so Destiny Dating is the agency for MICHAEL DARCY. He’s been burned before so he’s cautious about the kind of woman he’d like to meet. Will Destiny Dating have difficulty finding someone who appreciates Mr. Darcy’s unique sense of humour?

ROBIN is also known as ‘The Computer Delivery Man.” He is the FORCE that brings Destiny Dating into the 21 Century!!….well perhaps the 20th Century. All right, he just delivers the computer. I wonder how computerization is going for Destiny Dating??

MRS. GUINEVERE PARKER (that’s VERE & don’t you forget it!) is a 30-ish, well actually more a 40-ish, dolly bird who, in desperation, has turned to a dating agency. So far all her Mr. Rights have turned out to be Mr. Wrongs. Will Destiny Dating do a better job??

More Cast from the Date with Destiny

An unhappy marriage has not stopped downtrodden MRS. MINNIE from looking for love. There has to be someone out there who will appreciate her. With trepidation but a positive outlook, she is willing to try again. Will Destiny Dating find Cleo the man of her dreams??

LANCE ANTHONY is a rugged outdoorsman, dealer in exotics, a man’s man. He runs a successful business but to whom will he leave his legacy? He has no children. Is there a woman out there who can deal with his animal magnetism? Can Destiny Dating come up with the goods?

Meet the Cast of Date with Destiny

MR. CLYDE ARTHUR is a retired train driver who has been a widow for 25 years. Perhaps it is time for this gentleman to meet a woman who will look after him in his old age, who will share his time with the odd dinner out or a trip to the country. Will Destiny Dating find him that perfect match?

Destiny Dating’s secretary MARIAN has worked with Mrs. White for many years. She is a determined bachelorette, uninterested in Destiny Dating’s clientele…says she’s perfectly happy with being single…Me thinks she doth protest too much??

MRS. WHITE has run Destiny Dating for many years. Her company is well established with a good reputation but clientele has dropped off. (Truth be told, most are over the hill & quickly descending) Mrs. White is determined to harness new computerized methods while giving quality personal service. She believes “Almost isn’t good enough”.