They will never find his bodyWhen everyone is special, no one will be.Turn your head to the left and coughMy impersonation of a roosterPlease don’t let there be a severed hand in that box. Again.I don’t think she knows how to dance.And then I put the hand in hereThe Three Tenors have some added helpIf I keep my hands on my lap, I won’t be tempted to ravage him.
I think this is faux fake fur.And if you act now you get this great chair for only $399.99!I’m glad no one can see I’m not wearing pantsDo you think anyone will notice that the jug is filled with vodka?I was told there would be kibble.I knew I should have went with a bow tie instead of a cravat!No, I’m still mad at you for that kibble quipMy Two Dads, the early years.
He knows how to read! I’m so proud.I have no idea what she is saying.Do you know how long it takes to tie a bow tie? Well do you?These boots were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do…I can’t believe they served me decafBut if he was Kaizer Soze…Who said a post-graduate degree was useless?Lady in Red, is dancing with me…So that was a double-double, 10 Timbits and…But there are too many words in there
M-C-ASuggest helping dispose of ONE body and everybody heads for the doorBut I like the futon over thereSo this isn’t Texas?I spiked YOUR coffee… No I spiked YOUR coffee….So, your name is Jack?I dreamed a dream of times gone by…I guess you never thought of how Jack got in the box in the first placeTwo pretty women and only a love seat… who to choose?But Vera Wang said hats were all the rage this season.I think this coffee tastes a bit offDid anyone think to look in the box?
The big hand is on the 11 and the little hand…Wait, who am I playing again?“You shall not pass!”I sure picked an odd time to start watercolours.I don’t think Mad Scientists are supposed to have name badgesMethod acting: reading in a libraryMy other dressing room is a video storeSo the left hand goes in, then the left hand goes out, then I shake it all about?Someone tell her she’s supposed to be wearing clothes under her jacket.Maybe more people will come on the second night.The desk chair didn’t like being upstaged by the red chair…. revenge would be his
